Janet called, she wants her hat back.
Acquaintance Patrik Sandberg of West Add radio’s most listened-to radio show and blog, Cobain In a Coma, believes he is in Rhythm Nation- when he is in fact not.
Last Halloween Patrik sat in my apartment dissatisfied with his ramshackle straight-guy costume. I thought he looked okay in regular jeans; and the Nascar T was fun. Really it was. But nonetheless Patrik looked sad. Way sad. Now, I don’t remember how it happend, but I suggested my Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation cap. We put the hat on his head, some black and white clothing AND ta-da! Rhythm Nation backup dancer!
But what started off as a cute Halloween costume has now turned into an every-other day outfit. Go to his party on Saturday. He’ll probably be wearing my hat. Snatch it off that redhead and return it to me emkay thnx. I hope it doesn’t smell like Chochella. It belongs on one of my teddy bears.
Dethrone the queen Saturday @ Thee Parkside plz MK thnx.
July 26th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
I saw him downtown the other day wearing that hat! I wondered what he would do if I started singing “Miss You Much” to him.
July 27th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
I’d like to marry him. Or at least do him. While removing that hat from his head and placing it on mine.
July 30th, 2007 at 10:10 am
Way to call out my outfit repeating! UGH.
February 13th, 2008 at 11:51 am
VICTIM! VICTIM!
Image google search Patrik Sandberg and this forever will haunt. boo!
June 12th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
[...] to a close because Patrik is moving to a new city where people won’t have noticed yet that he only has one outfit. We loved this show, not because they talked over or sang along with songs, or didn’t let [...]
June 15th, 2008 at 2:14 am
lets not forget the black blazer/black jeans combo he sported for the two years before that.