Somebody stop this guy

He is mean, drunk and completely predictable. It doesn’t matter how nice, genuine and willing-to-forgive you are – he’ll unleash his pain, frustration and confusion on you in any social situation (outside of the Marc by Marc Jacobs store) by attempting to humiliate you. His play-dough filled brain will keep interest in this activity for countless years, just like my late senile grandfather’s daily interest in Flintstones reruns. I’d call him a bitter queen but I don’t wanna disrespect any bitter queens who read this blog. I’d feel bad about this passive-aggressive post if I hadn’t given him plenty of hugs and chances to redeem himself. He’s a walking (probably biking) total-bummer and not in an ironic 90s kind of way, in a real-life-2008-wake-up-it’s-your-cell-phone-alarm-clock kind of way.
February 20th, 2008 at 9:03 am
this is what i hoped WFISF was going to be ALL THE TIME! even if i ended up on it, belittled and bullied by uncle tom, or. . elton tom. whatever, he’s a cracker!
keep up the good work, Myles!
February 20th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Myles, why do you care? He looks like he’s poor. Poor people have enough problems.
February 20th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
No, he’s not poor. He works at the MbMJ store, so he has benefits, cash, clothes, the whole package.
February 20th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
EWWWWW, coz i live in KY, i had the time to look at his myspace and, EWWWWW. if i wasn’t the new me, i’d totally rag on his music likes and the fact that his friends seem to hate him, too. but the new me sees the old me in him somehow. . . it’s a golden moment.
February 21st, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Skeleton t-shirt = automatic FAIL.