We’re going to a party

Our friend Donna Lethal has invited us to a party!!!!

I have received an invite to the gates of HELL. and no, it’s not even the playboy mansion. i’m sending this to you b/c you mentioned “shameless self promotion” … nothing, nothing you do could ever touch the horribleness of this:

———- Forwarded message ———-
From:
Date: Wed, May 14, 2008 at 4:44 AM
Subject: MANSION PARTY INVITE!!!!
To:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
May 31st 2008

EVITA PR PRESENTS
‘ROCK YOUR EGO 2008′
BELLA BIANCO BIKINI POOL PARTY & CHARITY BASH

Fasten your seat belts as we arrive in style to welcome the summer months. On Saturday 31st of May 2008, imagine the scene with specially invited
celebrities arriving in Lamborghinis, around 100 scantily Clad models from Millennium Agency in the tiniest white bikinis working the red carpet,
Paparazzi flashing at every starlet, the Infamous Giovanni of the Margarita King greeting you at the door with his tasteful margaritas and that is justthe beginning of another party of the year contender by eVita PR.

You are invited to ‘Rock Your Ego’ at the ultimate Bella Bianco Bikini (beautiful white bikini) Pool Party & Charity Bash benefiting the Humanistic
Foster Family Agency. Southern California’s tastemakers, trendsetters and jet-setters will attend another exquisite, exciting and exhilarating party in Beverly Hills.

High profile A-list celebrities as well as young industry professionals will gather for a night of excess and indulgence just like in many historic filmsof Hollywood with a back drop of decadence in the innovatively styled mansion situated in the high mountains of Beverly Hills. ‘Rock Your Ego’will take place within an ultra-modern private mansion with a beautiful garden, heated outdoor pool and spas. We invite you to enjoy another taste of an elegance affair with 5 Stars rating just for execution and pushing the boundaries of lavish parties in Southern California.

The theme of the night tailors to “summer fever”, a white bikini pool party with a super hot swim wear fashion show. We are going runway! Gorgeous
models will flaunt the season’s hottest swim swear line by Andrew Christian & Tyler Rose Swim Wear as well as couture jewelry designed by RAJ Jewels and Guy & Eva by CC Fontana as the DJ plays Top 40 & Funky House to keep the energy high. Some pre selected VIP guests will begin the night with a fast & Furious treat by going for a test drive of the latest Lamborghini.

Early arrival is a must, Red Carpet Entry will start at 7pm, test drive at 8pm, fashion show & charity auctions at 9pm, the bikini battle at 10pm followed by cocktails, dancing, swimming & socializing. We will leave the guests with parting VIP gift bags from selected product sponsors and forward them to view the photographs and video footage of the event.