He is the man of men! He is the man of men magnets! look into those eyes. you want to move to Pacifica with him and massage his aching shins when he’s come home from a nice bike ride through the surrounding hills. You want to stroke his thick man muscles and caress his cyclist thighs! You can scarcely contain yourself! He will only destroy you in the end. Don’t you understand? Don’t you understand!!!

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4 Responses to “He will destroy you!”

1. Aaron Sunshine Says:
   June 23rd, 2008 at 1:44 am

   God will you guys stop posting about this guY! I’ll never get a discount at the MbMJ store now!

2. carol the aphid eater Says:
   June 23rd, 2008 at 2:37 am

   might i suggest crossroads?

3. Jeremy Smears Says:
   June 23rd, 2008 at 11:08 am

   this is going to require some thought.

4. chriso Says:
   June 23rd, 2008 at 5:04 pm

   I actually want to slap him for wearing that stupid t-shirt.

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