World Famous in SF launches a new club: CLUB CLUB YOU’RE DEAD
We’ve been going to a lot of clubs lately and we’ve been thinking… you know what they say, if you want something done right you’ve got to do it yourself!
- Donuts is too straight, too vegan, too pretty. Plus they’ve never had Hard Place, Mon Cousin Belge, The Passionistas, BRIDEZ, or Brian Glaze play. That gets the big W E.
- Club Feral has too many gutter punks (its kinda smelly!).
- THINGNITE needs to be sleazier, stop holding back!! Plus they should totally have Hard Place, Mon Cousin Belge, The Passionistas, and Brian Glaze play, who says Aunt Charlies is too small?
- TransAm is a total beard party.
- Ferrari & Gemini Disco are totally part of the indie mafia, hiding behind a disco mask.I won’t even point out they’ve never had Hard Place, Mon Cousin Belge, The Passionistas, BRIDEZ, or Brian Glaze play. DJ nights, sheesh!
- SMiLE has too much disco and ass grabbing.
- Club Sandwich is so serious for such a fun name. Confusing!! Plus they’ve never had Hard Place, Mon Cousin Belge, The Passionistas, BRIDEZ, or Brian Glaze play! Gah, what are we getting at?
Little Miss Riding Hood went to all of those clubs and never found the one that was just right. Ok, fine we’re just being catty bitches. We’ve gone to all of those clubs and had a good time. Fine. Sure. Yeah. But we’re so much more fun, remember the mexican party bus scandal?? So we’re starting a club! Club Club You’re Dead will be the first Wednesday of the month at The Stud and will feature bands, an over forty gay man’s beauty contest, ritual sacrifice of ravers, dance troupes, theater, themed dance parties, cool kids, uncool kids, face painting, sex, drugs, alcohol, and more!!!
http://www.myspace.com/clubcluburdead
11/5 @ The Stud (399 9th St)
with BRIDEZ & Myles of The Passionistas Solo
an over forty gay man’s beauty contest
post election thrills!
five bucks!!
