Why Don’t People Just Love the Passionistas?

We got kicked off our new years show (I have the documentary proof) and it leads me to doubt and questioning- why don’t people just love the Passionistas?

We are so troubled right now over how everybody is out to get the Passionistas. And by everybody we mean indie ‘rockers’, critics, haterz, teenagers, men, women, hating ass judges in Valencia, copz, neighbors, SF’s next third eye blind, coooool oldies DJ’s (total frenemies), ex-lovers and old label presidents. OK, so we have questions, and if you give the best answer you can win a Glow In The Dark T-Shirt from our PPAP (Passionista Pret a Porter) line.

-Why doesn’t the indie mafia love us?

-Why does the punk mafia hate us? don’t we suck enough to be a punk band?

-Is the hatred ppl feel for us motivated by sexism/homophobia/anti-semitism/anti-AZNism/anti-tallism?

-do ppl prejudice us because we <3 yuppies?

-Is it becuz we r 2 selfish and greedy and don’t ’support the scene’?

-r we 2 bold?

-Is it becuz we never ‘hang out’?

So please answer all questions, in complete sentences.