I know, I can’t believe it either! Somehow the Passionistas have pulled themselves away from hitting each other, bromancing, youtube and drinking gold flecked champagne to play music! In front of people! OMG!!!!

We’re playing with the caldonias (check out there video for ‘Vice Magazine’ below, which is pretty good for a video about cool people being cool [as opposed to a Passionista video, which is just cool people being retarded]) who everyone really likes actually- it’s Nadia from furrce perrm, Bob, a blooozy guitar player and this totalllly cute drummer <3 <3 <3 (Sydney?).

http://www.myspace.com/thecaldonias

Also, it would not be a queer punk night in SF 2k8/9 if Forever wasn’t playing it. Dude, so many people say that Forever is there favorite band!!!! It’s crazy!!!! I thought we were people’s favorite band, but maybe we’re just old and grimy? maybe we need band tat’s on our wrists and then we can be everyone’s fave again. It’s really unfair.

Actually, I have more questions about the Vice Magazine video. First, do they like vice magazine? I LOVE vice, but I feel like they are making fun of that. Are they making fun of me? Are the caldonia’s trying to make me feel insecure, or do they just not care about my feelings? Am I in the know? I will freely admit I know nothing about music, especially anything that is happening now.

Second, how did they pay for all those people from San Francisco to be in there video? I refuse to believe that any of those people could POSSIBLY be from Portland (just look at there skin- you can tell people from the PNW because they all have great skin). I mean, they look SOOOO SF. I guess thats what you do when you have a big budget, but you still want to make a really authentic video. I wonder if they used a charter plane, one of those executive time share jets or something wacky like a train? Was it a party train?

Oh yeah, so I guess you should come to this show. It should be fun?

I have been getting steadily more annoyed by these “yes on prop 8″ ads all over myspace. I’m not sure with who though. The “no on prop 8″ camp for not having their ads out there? Myspace for accepting the ads (should I think that myspace is anti gay? should we throw a big pink boycot?) The Mormons for paying for the ads? Ad targeting systems for not realizing I’m a bad market for that ad?

Uggh, when can we get to moving marriage out of government? I just want them to issue me and whomever I chose to do my business with a contact. Leave marriage to the churches and other places I don’t go, personally I don’t need these institutions to validate my life decisions.

So, I know its a bit early, seeing as this show isn’t till the 20th but I couldn’t wait. Mark your calenders and save the date, The one show i have been stoked for in a while.

Everyone knows I am in love with The Vivian Girls. The Nodzzz are totally fun, and Love Is All were fun to see when they played the record store. The only way this show could get better is if PENS where playing.