Aaron Mayfield-Sunshine: Queen Bitch

Aaron should start a speed dating course, because I’ve seen him work with ruthless efficiency (even if, hilariously, he doesn’t realize it).

The other night, Aaron was at the Phone Booth for a little bon voyage party before Andrew left on on a four month European vacation (leaving the Passionistas bassless). A nice boy mistook Aaron “NO HOMO” Sunshine as a fellow homosexual. This boy came over, phone number in hand, and politely introduces himself. I look over to see this situation unfolding and as the boy is trying to hand Aaron the phone number Aaron says very matter of fact, “Keep it, I won’t call you” and goes back to talking to us. I’m laughing. The boy walks away shocked, probably a little put off, and completely unaware that Aaron is neither gay nor the queen bitch of a roving band of bitchy queers.