this Thursday night the SF Eagle hosts the Homo A Go Go Opening Night Party. Cover without a “big Homo” pass or other higher level passes is $10. Puce Moment, Madame Morte, Piriah Piranha, local sensation (how else can we describe Brontez?) the Younger Lovers and LA’s Hard Place all share the stage. Come out and buy Jeremy Smears a birthday drink!!!
Check out what lady Huizenga has been up to! “Knock Knock Pharaoh. P.S. We in Yo Tomb” is a queasy mix of hot aerobics video styles, candy, bad mc antics, and surrealist blue screen action. I’m pretty sure this is her best video creation:
Actually Huizenga and Hazel Hill team up to give you sexy golden girl vampire bowie nightmares this Halloween! Don’t question, just watch!
I was looking for an appropriate Golden Girls quote for this post, but I couldn’t really find one. This one made me laugh: Blanche: You know what the worst part about getting older is? Dorothy: Your face, Rose’s hands?
A big thanks to Jeremy Smears and Myles Cooper for keeping up with the posts on this blog. I’m psyched to have colleagues with such damaged reputations and have enjoyed all of the posts. Another big thanks to everyone who left comments, we’d like to see and hear more from some of you ( um, Avery?!) Stayed tuned for contributions from other folks including our own L.A. correspondent Actually Huizenga who’s approached us and asked to contribute, we’ve sent her the info on how to log in and write but so far we’ve just been holding our breath!
Me personally, I’d like to apologise to all of my fans, lately I’ve had to devote energy finding a new and healthier job so I haven’t been posting nearly as much as i’ve liked.
The old job was stressing me out big time, one of my last projects was wrapping 12 AC Transit buses for Chevron. Chevron has sponsored 12 Green AC Transit Buses and wanted to label them Test Vehicle, much to my amusement the buses are now out and about and when the doors open, the bus goes from being a “Test Vehicle” to comething completely different. Oops! It’s probably a really good thing I found a new job.
p.s. there are really cute cotton/cashmere sweaters at Old Navy right now for $20. Check!
So if you’re singing to a stuffed raccoon in your video, you’ve kinda already won. People wonder why I don’t like “inde bands.” It’s because they’re never able to make a video as awesome as Hard Place. They’re also not smart enough to make web 2.0 jokes with their video descriptions and tags. God inde rock. Grow an iPhone for a brain already. hel~lo. Long live Hard Place and all their painfully nostalgic flashbacks and dream sequences.
Actually Huizenga makes me upset. She is extremely productive, good at everything, younger than me… and makes out with more guys. I stumbled upon her song “5 Guys” via MySpace about a week ago. And. I have to be honest, I am usually not touched by any music via MySpace -BUT- “5 Guys” got to me 4 real. Still- it wasn’t good enough. So I changed it.
Presenting Actually Huizenga’s “5 Guys” chopped & screwed by the Passionistas. It’s WAY better than the original. And it’s a WFISF exclusive.
If you’re wondering who I am, my name is Myles. I’m new here. I ran into the blogboys at Lady last night and they asked me to contribute. I’m gonna be posting remixes, reviews, LOLZ, full body shots, and like whatevers. So leave me alone and download this song blogasaurus.
