Aunt Charlie is finally dragging her sorry ass a few blocks down to the city clinic, so tonight may be your last night to catch The Clap! In addition to the nicest door guy in town, your favorite djs Gary Fembot and Der Blaue Reiter, and cheap cheap strong strong drinks, there might be a special DJ set by one of your favorite world famous authors. I said favorite, so obviously its not me!
But, you know, word on the street is that Aunt Charlie is a bit slutty, so don’t be surprised if the clap pops up somewhere else…
For reasons unknown, Mat Cote is leaving San Francisco behind for a gay death known as Kentucky (Louisville to be precise). Fun fact, did you you know one in ten is missing all of their teeth in Kentucky?
Anyway, come to the eagle Thursday night to say goodbye to Mat. He might be quiet at first (he’s known for it), but once you get a few drinks in him he loosens up. I’ll be there if my flight isn’t delayed.