Which bassist for a hot young band is rumored to have the largest penis in San Francisco? We had to hear about it in LA so it must be huge. Here’s a clue, he fronts a cover band side project. Rumor has it that he’s quite proud and has been known to whip it out at parties. Hmm, we haven’t had a party in awhile….(just kidding, we’re interested in his music more than his package.)

Which notoriously heterosexual half of a darling SF pop duo expressed his interest in same sex hanky panky during a cocaine fueled rampage? Well, it might have been just a harmless same sex crush but we have to marvel at the mind altering effects of the booger suger.

Which LA blogger blabbed about all of the above (and more!) while simultaneously telling us not to tell specific people things because they were known to have a big mouth! (This is why we love this person.)

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Which critically acclaimed, much loved local band actually stops in the middle of rehearsal to discuss the latest Harry Potter novel?

Which bassist for a now defunct local band that was big on the scene throughout 2007 fessed up to a one night stand with a famous TV commercial personality. Here’ a hint, the bassist is actually Polish and not Latino. The TV personality? I made a promise not to tell, and when I make a promise not to tell “I guarantee it!”

Which band is on the outs in L.A? Seems there are two sides to the indie rock fence in the City of Angels. On one side are those that do meth, and on the other are the kids I’m referring to here. Not that it matters, they just made their own scene on the meth free side of the fence where there’s plenty of fans and other stuff to put up your nose.

Which local DJ always seems to be drunk? (No, not all of them!?) There’s one in particular who’s been standing out lately.

Which monthly club has been pulling in a tiny tiny crowd? Rumour has it you could count the attendees at this months soiree on one hand, not that it was the headlining bands fault, I hear they were quite good.

Which now defunct local band with a stormy history has been hinting around about reforming? It will be interesting to see who actually signs up.

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