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Shameless In San Francisco

July 18th, 2007 Comments Off

Hello Dear Readers,

We are sad to say that unless more go up, this is the last installment in the unintentionally hilarious Oprah Billboard series but that’s not what we’re here to talk about.

We’re here to talk about Shameless In San Francisco. This is a feature where you put us on your guest list and we’ll review your show. It’s as simple as that. If we can’t make it we’ll send our friend Dominic. So send us an e-mail or post a comment inviting us to your show, if we can make it and you put us on the guest list, we’ll review your band and take lots of photos. Not a bad deal.

Why would you want WFISF to review your band? I don’t know, who reads this blog anyway. I’ll tell you who reads it:

1. Our Friends, some people actually like us! We love you. Your band stinks!

2. Bands who google their own name in hopes that someone has written about them, then when they see we’ve made fun of them for selling underwear or something completely ridiculous like threatening to rent the mexican party bus to round up a group of hecklers they get mad at us! We don’t advertise, nobody has written about WFISF so you people who read this website are people who google your own band names and you are totally being called out right now. If you’re going to google your band name in hopes that someone has written about you, you are a legitimate target for being made fun of. There’s no such thing as bad publicity.

3. And last but not least, people who work at Fuzz.com. These people get paid to google the bands that they are promoting. HI! We’re glad you read our blog. Good luck with your internet venture. Your site often freezes our browser and we hope you work out the bugs.

O.K. so anyway. Put us on your guestlist and we’ll review your show.

shameless in san francisco: dead eye’s birthday bash

July 3rd, 2007 Comments Off

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Mon Cousin Belge is back! They’ve dropped about 500 pounds and have a new stripped down sound. Emile returned for Matt Cote’s birthday and the band ‘debuted’ as a three piece. That is, if you don’t count a house party and a some other shows they did. Considering how full on rock band they used to be, this could easily have been a disaster. Except they did those other shows so really there was no suspense on that front. With just piano, drums, and vocals the band is lean and mean. And so are the songs!

You know, whenever I know a band is just keyboards, drums, and vocals I get worried its going to sound like ben folds five, like he somehow owns that sound. Wouldn’t that be the worst? The band says they play ‘deep faggotry jams’ which translates into something like showtunes + gospel + rock n roll. That almost sounds as bad as ben folds five but, surprisingly, it works.

At the center is Emile, a plastic surgery addict with a voice that could beat you at arm wrestling. They ran through a bunch of songs, new and old. Everything is shorter, sparser, and awesomer. The newer numbers are artsier, less bound to rock ‘n roll tradition. Like, in a Talking Heads sort of way, but that could also just be the Talking Heads cover. Of the older numbers, the song Bundle of Contradictions totally benefits from the new arrangements — its been decked out in total sixties girl group glory. I can’t think of anything better than a scruffy wig clad faggot singing girl group songs.

That said, MCB hasn’t fully figured out this transition. Some of the older songs benefit from the old, fuller figured sound. Without the extra instrumentation, when mistakes are made they ring out loud and clear. But on the whole, its a successful transformation.

Also up this evening was Ill Ease and Le Flange du Mal. I don’t have much to say about Ill Ease. This is a one woman band with guitar, bass, and drums glued together by a few sample pedals. She runs around like a professional plate spinner trying to keep these songs moving forward, looping two and three chord riffs, simple bass groves, and drums. Its surprisingly charming, but after a while it starts to sound a bit samey. While I bet the recordings are in a similar vein, I’d be interested to see how they fare.

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Le Flange du Mal are some kind of hellish synth driven cabaret thrash core band. With trumpet. I don’t think that is what their website says, but thats how I generally remember them. Most songs have moments where they freak out and instruments are played dramatically and most shows are attended by members of the bay area’s hipster rock elite. Basically, what I’m saying is this is either your thing or it isn’t (listen here to find out). It happens to be my thing and they were in fine form this evening, there’s photos to prove it.

Shameless In San Francisco – Passionistas Record Release Review

June 11th, 2007 5 comments »


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Friday night in San Francisco, I got stuck working late which forced me to miss band practice, eat a completely nasty dinner in Millbrae, then crawl my way up the 101 back to the city. Once again, as the sun set, I saw the famous San Francisco fog completely engulf the peninsula and I couldn’t wait to get home, get high and pour myself a stiff drink. Now what could get me out of the house on a chilly foggy Friday night after a long and tedious work week? A booty call? Perhaps. My dog crying for a walk? Most definitely. A local bands record release? Not so much, but when that band is the Passionistas you can count us in.

The Passionistas are like rappers in the sense that they know they’re the best and like rappers even if they aren’t the best they’re still going to boast that they are the best because that’s what you do. Well our hopes for this show were high. We saw Passionistas open for Hard Place in L.A. and we liked what we saw. They were young and cute and they told everybody in the audience to fuck off. Since then, we’ve become familiar with their material posted on MySpace and we liked it. When we heard the Passionistas debut album “God’s Boat” was recorded and produced by Kelley Stoltz (if we have to tell you who he is go buy a copy of Mojo Magazine and then go fuck yourself) we were excited for us as fans and for them as a great band who deserve to be seen and listened to.

Well Friday night at Cafe Du Nord we come to find out that we actually are on the guest list (yay for Shameless in San Francisco!) and that we missed the first band, The Specs. However we were lucky enough to catch the Dilletantes featuring Joel Gion of BJM fame and we dug it. O.K., we were into the paisley underground in the early 80’s so we like the psychedelic pop sounds that are a prominent influence with the band, plus they had an energy about them. Joel’s poses and tambourine playing are the stuff of legend. I think they are much better than the Brian Jonestown Massacre who always had a faux fey British thing going on, whether it was Stone-sy blues, mimicking Spacemen 3 or wanna-be Oasis. When Joel sings he brings in shades of Lou Reed and Modern Lovers era Jonathan Richman, his own unique sense of humour and style and melds it all together with his British influences. The band, especially guitarist Jefferson Parker, bring in other uniquely American sounds like Byrds guitar and the punk jingle jangle of Arthur Lee and Love. There’s nothing new going on here but they were a pleasant surprise and did a good job of warming up the crowd and making the music their own.

Awesome, time for the big event. Just from the stage props alone we can tell the the Passionistas went all out for their record release party. Helium balloons shaped like pizza slices and rainbows and a flag designed for when the band eventually form their own country adorn the stage. We quickly make our way up to the front. The band take the stage and begin with a punk number “God’s Boat” slightly reminiscent of early B-52’s Kleenex/Liliput and they have Kelley Stoltz on the drums. He sounds good but we weren’t prepared for the bit of theater we were about to witness. Between songs the band announces that their drummer had to go to Modesto to attend his little sister’s graduation (aww) and they thank Kelley for filling in. The Passionistas sound great, alternating lead vocals between Myles Benham-Cooper (was he born with a hyphen?), on songs like “One Foot On A Banana Peel” who at times sounds suave, think Bid (circa early Monochrome Set 1975) or Beach Boys with shades of Velvet Underground and Aaron Mayfield-Sunshine (again with the hyphen) on his numbers “So Rock & Roll” and the title track “God’s Boat”, Sunshine is responsible for a more herky jerky post punk feel with yelps and lots of start/stops. It a good combination that works well for the band who at times reach an absurd level of Beefheart/Yoko Ono inspired insanity. To everyone’s surprise mid-song the drummer comes running in from his trek back from Modesto, throws off his backpack, grabs the drumsticks from old man Stoltz and gets down to business nary missing a beat, bringing the overall energy level up way past 11. Now the band really starts rocking. You can’t plan stuff like this, it made everyone in the audience smile and the party was on.

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How can these young kids reference all the rare great DIY music of the late 70’s. At times the music they were playing could easily fit onto a Messthetics compilation (Steppes, TVP’s) or Crippled Dick Hotwax’ excellent “7-up Singles” comp (I-jog & the Tracksuits, Jerry and the Holograms). Do they have vast record collections? or are they just kids who like Mariah Carey and Rap? Kids who aren’t the most skilled musicians in town, kids who write about stuff that’s important to them (be it grandma or goin’ gay). It is this crowning, unskilled approach which makes their music come completely out of left field (especially when compared to what else is happening in San Francisco these days), recorded somewhere on God’s Boat floating in the middle of a vast ocean surrounded by nothing, creating something fresh, unique and new. This sophisticated release bodes well for the brand new “New & Used Records” label. We liked the Passionistas performance so much, we bought a CD.

Next up on the bill, Mr. Passionistas producer himself Kelley Stoltz. Here’s the good part, a lot of Kelley Stoltz fans were in the audience, the place was packed and we were happy that the Passionistas had a good crowd for their record release. Even better, it was a very good crowd, cheering on the Passionistas almost to the surprise of the band who were quite pleased and somewhat amazed with the response. (also, Kelley did a great job producing Passionistas, the record is awesome review tk soon!) So why was his live performance pleasant yet uninteresting? I don’t know, I mean you’ve got kids like the Passionistas breaking/ignoring and making up all the rules and you’ve got Kelley and his band of session musicians (Kevin Ink may be a studio whiz but he’s hella dull on stage) boring us to the point of indifference. Stoltz, who’s proved he’s a fantastic songwriter, should get a new band to back him up, maybe they wouldn’t be as technically precise as the monkeys he had on stage with him at du Nord (at times I felt we were watching them all go bald) but at this point we think Kelley could learn something from his proteges, long live the Passionistas!

Did you enjoy this review? Well, all we ask at Shameless in San Francisco is that you put us on the guest list and in return, we’ll review your band. It’s as simple as that.

SHAMELESS IN SAN FRANCISCO: Passionistas Record Release!

June 7th, 2007 3 comments »

Tomorrow, June 8th. @Cafe du Nord. 10 bucks!

-Kelley Stoltz (headliner)
brilliant Sub Pop recording artist, Passionistas producer, man who brought N&UR and the Passionistas together

-The Passionistas
stars of the N&UR label, the future of rock music, my favorite band

-The Dilettantes
fronted by Joel Gion of the Brian Jonestown Masscare, awesome “Nuggets”-esque rockers

-The Specs
the best reason EVER to show up for a show on-time, brilliant pop concoctions from Katie Ann (the Devilettes, the Girl Most Likely To) and Jym (Mr. T Experience)

10 bucks? Ok Passionistas, the pressure is on. First of all, this is an expensive show. Secondly, elton and I both like that one Kelley Stoltz record but he can be totally painful live. And thirdly, this is a SHAMELESS IN SAN FRANCISCO qualifying event so awesome or not, no matter how much we like you, its going down in print on the internet. Repository of all fact!

show review: brimstone howl/apache/the high strung

June 5th, 2007 2 comments »

Brimstone Howl: Kinda awesome live, but then I checked out their myspace page.

When I got to the hemlock these kids were playing, so apparently the show started on time. At first, I kinda hated them. Midwestern boys with garage rock haircuts playing garage rock. Aren’t these corn fed cutie types supposed to be cute? These guys weren’t so much, but they were endearing. I saw four songs total and over the course of these songs they won me over and got a little cuter. The songs were totally rockin, they almost had this fifties feel to them. During the last song, the two guitarists got into the crowd, one on the other’s shoulders, and they each played guitar like some sort of GODZILLA rock destroyer. If that doesn’t win you over, then I guess we’re still looking for something that will.

I bought a seven inch because they asked nicely at the end of the set. At the merch table they told me it was recorded by Jay Retard. I went to their myspace page and it was on about dudes from the Black Keys and the Horrors recording them and other dudes from Pere Ubu mastering them and how Maximum Rock n Roll said they sounded like the Gun Club. Pere Ubu and the Gun Club are cool but I am irrationally against the Black Keys and it kinda rubbed off on these guys. Or maybe its because their haircuts are even worse on this page and they all have gross moustaches. Or maybe I’m just cranky today. I probably am cranky, I have a cold. These kids are probably OK. Bomp records thinks so!

Apache (the band): songs so stupid, they might change your life.

These guys look like Vietnam vets turned hippie. Dirty, seventies, washed up hippies. A friend of mine was standing behind this guy with long greasy hair, a head band, and a brown leather vest and asked “Does he really need to dress like that?”. When Apache took the stage and that guy was their singer she said “Right, he does need to dress like that”. And the guitarist needs his guitar with the intricate woodcarving to play a lot of songs about drugs (White Hammer, Crystal Clear) and crazy girls (Nazi Knife — little nazi knife, she’s not so nice. she’s gonna cut you up!). Everybody sings the same words and the same notes and you should be doing that too. They ruled!

The High Strung: they get their name from the sound of his vocals!

Word on the street (literally, overheard on the street) is that these guys weren’t so nice. I know this: it took them forever to set up. I hate that. And then every song they played sounded the same and was sung by this guy with some nasally ass vocals wearing that hat from the urban outfitters that I hate. The bassist wore goggles and bobbed up and down like a Muppet. I think he had a beard too. Its amazing how that can be charming for some bands and absolutely unbearable for others. We left early.

Shameless in San Francisco

May 30th, 2007 one comment »


Hello Dear Readers! Awhile back we posted about Shameless in San Francisco. This is the concept, if you put us on your guestlist, we’ll review your show and write about it on World Famous in SF! Well, we have been offered tickets to the Passionistas record release show as part of the Shameless in San Francisco campaign! We will write about every aspect of this show. You should check it out too! Say hi to us, we’ll have clipboards and will be wearing glasses. We’ll also be holding a microphone taping the show so we can compare our notes while listening to the Passionistas actual performance.

Here’s the details!
Passionistas
Record Release
The Passionistas

June, 8 2007 at God’s Boat record release with Special Guests @ Cafe Du Nord
2174 Market St., San Francisco, California 94114
Cost : Free if you are Shameless in San Francisco!

!!!****Special message from the Passionistas: “Our record God’s Boat is coming out on New and Used Records. Really special guests. Sorry can’t tell you yet.”

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